The 141st Belmont Stakes: Calvin Goes For The Tiger Slam

EPILOGUE:  I think this pretty much says it all:

Belmont Results     Replay

    Horse Jockey Win Place Show
4   Summer Bird K. Desormeaux $25.80 $9.30 $4.70
2   Dunkirk J. Velazquez   $5.40 $3.60
7   Mine That Bird C. Borel     $2.60
      EXOTIC PAYOFFS:
  $2.00 Exacta (4-2) $121.00
  $2.00 Trifecta (4-2-7) $295.00
  $2.00 Superfecta (4-2-7-6) $852.00

Any questions?

canda

Girl Power: Calvin and Rachel get it done with style in the 2009 Preakness.  The nose behind Rachel’s butt belongs to Mine That Bird, whose flying finish for second proved his stunning Derby win was no fluke.

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The 134th Preakness Stakes: What to Do About the Girl….

Kentucky Derby Horse Racing

Calvin Borel rides Mine That Bird up the rail to an impossible victory in the Derby

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Derby Epilogue: As long as you live….

….you may never again see something as improbable as this.  (That was embarassing.)

minethatbird

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Our President Channels Jimmy Carter

What in the name of God am I looking at here?

I think we’re finally getting an idea of what the “broader dialogue” entails.

In what universe is this a good development?

Will we soon hear that “we’ve finally found peace in our time”?

N.B.:  You have to go to Fox News to get the hands.  The mainstreamers cut the picture off at the faces.  Anybody still believe in an unbiased press?

A New Feature — Nested Comments

WordPress (the software company that makes this blog work) now allows comments to be “nested.”  That means that there are now two ways to comment.  If you want to reply to something in the main post that you think previous commenters have missed or taken a pass on, you just type your comment into the comment box the way you always have.  But if you want to reply to a point raised by a previous comment, you can click the “reply” button directly underneath that comment.  Your reply will then appear “nested” below the comment to which you’re replying, even if other comments have been posted in the interim.

If you’ve been following our “Tim, Ken, and Mark Narrate the Apocalypse” thread, you may have noticed that I replied to a challenge from Tim long after related discussion between Tim and Ken had moved on to a different point.   (Tim replied to me the old way — this may take some getting used to.)

I can turn this feature on or off.  I’ll leave it on for a while and see how it goes.

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Hi Everybody!

I’m sorry I’ve been gone so long.  Did you miss me?

I lost my job after watching what I considered to be a fairly secure wad of underperforming, overdividending company stock wither down to raisin dimensions.  This phase was pretty manageable, actually, especially considering the radical improvement in my commute, but when the Eagles lost to the Cardinals and then I found out my son got into a private college with a roughly $50k annual price tag, it was too much to bear.  I went into a karmic tailspin and contracted the flu, which lasted 10 days and is just now winding down.

I’ve made a pile of manure in my backyard to sit on just in case I’m covered with boils next week and have to scoop the pus out with a big spoon.  But I’m not blaming G-d.  It’s not that I think He has a plan for me.  I’ve just realized that my short-term well-being was never part of His plan.  He doesn’t care whether we’re “happy”.  And why should He?  What does our happiness have to do with getting to the Omega Point?

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Today is a Great Day

I guess I’ll be the first to write about last night’s stunning events.

As a 9 year-old boy in 1978 I accompanied my mother to our local trauma center in the Bronx to visit the teenage son of a close friend of hers.  The boy had been severely beaten in a fight at a street fair.  The fair was a traditional Italian-American affair (a “fest” as they were known) “disrupted” by some black patrons.  Apparently words were spoken to some of the local girls.  In the outerborough style of the day baseball bats were pulled from the trunks of Camaros and Monte Carlos.  The rest was predictable.

Ten years later, I vividly recall sitting in my student apartment at Georgetown trying to explain to my far more sophisticated classmates why people I had grown up with in Yonkers were overturning the cars of Yonkers city councilmen who were leaving a vote to accept the order, on pain of contempt, direct federal intervention and crippling fines, of a federal district judge to reverse generations of de facto discrimination in housing and, as a consequence, the Yonkers school system.

Yesterday, my wife and I took our boys to our local polling place.  In their style, they hammered away on their Nintendo DS’s while we waited to vote.  A black boy, perhaps two or three years older than them, asked if he could “show them some things” on the game.  They quickly surrendered their game and sat mesmerized while he displayed jedi skills they never thought possible.  When it was time to go, my boys fiercely resisted leaving their new “friend”.

I’m not sure that any of Barack Obama’s policies will be good for our country.  However, yesterday he showed us how to take the progress we have made in this country in overcoming its original sin and translated it into an electoral victory and a bellweather for social change.  That can never be taken away from him…or us.  If he does nothing else, his place in history is secure.

Debate #3: I Give Up

Not much of consequence is happening here and it’s not even over, but one of these guys is really more Presidential than the other.

I don’t know precisely how the canned “zingers” and Ayer stuff plays in Peoria, but I suspect that economically scared Americans couldn’t give a crap.

God help us.  I can’t decide whether to chug Drano or Pine Sol.  We are SO headed into the barrel.

“Don’t stop thinkin’ about tomorrow…..”  I want to think about ANYTHING but tomorrow.

At least I have my Fightin’ Phils…..

Everybody Dance Now!

Hey everybody, $700 billion doesn’t seem like all that much cabbage any more, does it?

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Debate #2: I Thought It Sucked

The format, in my opinion, is just flat out stupid and artificial, and it bothers me.  This walkin’ around Oprah nonsense is the most unPresidential thing I can imagine.

Why do people say this format favors McCain?  He couldn’t be more awkward in it.

Both these guys are lightweights on economic issues.  And with one being a war hero and then a career Senator, and the other being a Harvard attorney turned activist, I guess we should expect that.  But I can’t say I’m excited heading into the scariest economic crisis in almost 80 years with no real economic expertise in the director’s chair.  Good teams will help, but man, it’s disconcerting.

Trying hard to be as unbiased as I can, I’m going to have to go ahead and give the nod to Obama.   Both of them racked up some genuine fatuity and question evasion, and neither seemed at all at ease in the venue, but Obama struck me as a tad less tongue-tied and a bit more Presidential, so I give him a lukewarm victory in what to me was clearly a disappointment in the wake of an impressive first debate.

McCain is running out of time.  With a “V bottom” radically unlikely in the markets in the next month, and the chances of a foreign policy “October Surprise” diminishing by the day, the Senator from Arizona is facing an uphill battle.  Opinions are solidifying and the winds of history are blowing against him.